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<title>Timpu&amp;#039; liber cugetat: Cauze si efecte</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 07:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Cauze si efecte<br />
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Orice fapta are 3 parti componente: cauza, fapta in sine si efectul. Oricum, orice ar fi, cel mai important este efectu&#039;, urmat de cauza. Pe fapta se p*sa toata lumea.Copiii se nasc din cauza neglijentei sau dorintei parintilor, iar efectul il reprezinta cresterea populatiei globale cu inca o gura de hranit. Sau politia bate persoanele recalcitrante din cauza faptelor lor, iar efectul este procesul in care se invoca drepturile omului. ETC!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Timpu&amp;#039; liber cugetat: Betia si gradele sale</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 02:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[In dex, termenul de &quot;betie&quot; este definit vag: BE&#538;&#205;E, be&#539;ii, s. f. 1.  Stare &#238;n care se afl&#259; omul alcoolizat; stare de ebrietate. &#9830; Consumare  regulat&#259; de alcool &#238;n mari cantit&#259;&#539;i; alcoolism, etilism. 2. Petrecere la care se bea foarte mult alcool; chef.Dar, pentru omu&#039; de rand, ce inseamna betia. Si, de fapt, unde atingi betia? Cat de mult trebuie sa bei ca sa te imbeti?In anturajele mele, parerile sunt impartite. Am fete care l-ar pune in cap si pe Morosanu&#039;, am baieti care nu rezista nici la un pahar de apa plata si tot felu&#039; de alte specii. Da&#039; care ar fi gradele de betie?Eu am invatat ca exista asa:1. Obositu&#039; - te chinui sa faci o gluma sau sa zici o fraza simpla, da&#039; te incurci. Dupa 5 minute, ti se face somn. A doua zi stii ce-ai facut si razi cu prietenii.2. Ametitu&#039; - simti ca nu mai vezi bine, te uiti in oglinda si-l vezi pe drac in ochii tai, iar de auzit nu mai auzi nici sirenele de politie bine. Unii se opresc din baut si isi revin dupa ceva timp, altii continua. A doua zi stii ce-ai facut, doar daca te-ai oprit...3. Butoiu&#039; - La o petrecere de 30 de insi, nu stii de ce dupa doar jumate de ora a disparut jumate din bautura. Dupa aia il vezi pe tipu&#039; asta. Mai are un pic si inghite kegu&#039; cu totu&#039;.4. Chitrosu&#039; - Bea mult si repede, ca poate poate dispar 20 de litri de votca prea repede. Ajunge curand sa regrete miscarea. A doua zi stie ce-a facut, dar numai prietenii lui rad...5. Smecheru&#039; - Asta bea in concursuri sau doar din orgoliu. &quot;Hai capac&quot;, dupa care da pe gat un pahar de 0,25 de votca. A doua zi nu mai stie ce-a facut, iar medicii rad de crapa.6. Sensibilu&#039; - Astia-s favoritii mei. Beau, mai mult sau mai putin, dupa care se apuca si zic tot felu&#039; de adevaruri prin stanga si dreapta sau se apuca sa planga ca nu le merge bine. A doua zi, toata lumea le stie secretele.7. Altruistu&#039; - Cel mai bun bautor. Niciodata nu isi lasa prietenii sa se imbate, da&#039; nici nu vrea sa faca risipa, asa ca bea el tot, dupa care elimina, ca stie ca nu-i face bine. Bine, de fapt, nu cred ca elimina intentionat. A doua zi, nimeni nu rade, in afara de femeile de servici, care il pun sa curete mizeria...Asa ca daca va regasiti pe lista asta, nu e nicio rusine. Toata lumea a baut macar o data in viata, si concluzia e ca oricat ai bea, a doua zi tot rade cel putin o persoana. Mai distractiv e cand razi tu de altii...de altruisti mai ales!PS: E o campanie pe care o deruleaza Radio ZU: Dam panica la etnobotanica. Oamenii o sa se stranga luni, 14 feb, in Piata Victoriei sa protesteze la guvern impotriva cacaturilor alea din Spice Shop-uri. Eu n-o sa ma duc, da&#039; daca nu stiai si vrei sa participi, gasesti aici mai multe detalii.]]></description>
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<title>Timpu&amp;#039; liber cugetat: Viciile</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[5. Cola - stii ca iti distruge dintii, ficatul, ca este acida, dar o bei. O bei la Mc, o bei acasa, bei chiar si 7,5 litri pe zi (cunosc pe cineva!). O sa ajungi o stafida pana la 20 de ani (tu avand maxim 18).4. Facebook - stii ca nu este normal sa tragi cu ochiul la conversatiile altora si nici sa incerci sa agati tot felu&#039; de pitipoance. Fii serios. Iesi la socializat in realitate!3. Calculator - maica-ta iti zice ca o sa faci mucegai sub tine, taica-tu iti spune sa te apuci de invatat, da&#039; parca ar mai intra o runda. Nu conteaza, sportul oricum NU te ajuta la nimic...2. WOW - acuma stiu ca o sa imi sara multi in cap, dar cand dai 40-50 de lei pe luna ca sa te joci un joc care, practic, este acelasi dupa ce atingi un anumit nivel mi se pare aberant. Dar na, gamerii tot gamerii raman...1. Mancarea - aici prefer sa nu comentez decat atat: E BUNA!N-aveti decat sa imi mai lasati si alte vicii. Se gasesc la tot pasu&#039; si parca fiecare are cel putin un viciu ciudat, pe langa cele care sunt deja bine cunoscute.]]></description>
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<title>Timpu&amp;#039; liber cugetat: Betia si gradele sale</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 05:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Betia si gradele sale <br />
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In dex, termenul de &quot;betie&quot; este definit <br />
vag: BE&#538;&#205;E, be&#539;ii, <br />
s. f. <br />
1. <br />
Stare &#238;n care se afl&#259; omul alcoolizat; stare de <br />
ebrietate. &#9830; Consumare regulat&#259; de alcool &#238;n mari cantit&#259;&#539;i; alcoolism, etilism. <br />
2. Petrecere la care se bea foarte mult alcool; chef.Dar, pentru <br />
omu&#039; de rand, ce inseamna betia. Si, de fapt, unde atingi betia? Cat de mult <br />
trebuie sa bei ca sa te imbeti?In anturajele mele, parerile sunt <br />
impartite. Am fete care l-ar pune in cap si pe Morosanu&#039;, am baieti care nu rezista nici la un pahar de apa plata si tot felu&#039; <br />
de alte specii. Da&#039; care ar fi gradele de betie?Eu am invatat ca exista <br />
asa:1. Obositu&#039; - te chinui sa faci o <br />
gluma sau sa zici o fraza simpla, da&#039; te incurci. Dupa 5 minute, ti se face <br />
somn. A doua zi stii ce-ai facut si razi cu prietenii.2. Ametitu&#039; - simti ca nu mai vezi bine, te <br />
uiti in oglinda si-l vezi pe drac in ochii tai, iar de auzit nu mai auzi nici <br />
sirenele de politie bine. Unii se opresc din baut si isi revin dupa ceva timp, <br />
altii continua. A doua zi stii ce-ai facut, doar daca te-ai <br />
oprit...3. Butoiu&#039; - La o <br />
petrecere de 30 de insi, nu stii de ce dupa doar jumate de ora a disparut jumate <br />
din bautura. Dupa aia il vezi pe tipu&#039; asta. Mai are un pic si inghite kegu&#039; cu <br />
totu&#039;.4. Chitrosu&#039; - Bea mult si <br />
repede, ca poate poate dispar 20 de litri de votca prea repede. Ajunge curand sa <br />
regrete miscarea. A doua zi stie ce-a facut, dar numai prietenii lui <br />
rad...5. Smecheru&#039; - Asta bea in <br />
concursuri sau doar din orgoliu. &quot;Hai capac&quot;, dupa care da pe gat un pahar de 0,25 de votca. A doua zi nu mai <br />
stie ce-a facut, iar medicii rad de crapa.6. Sensibilu&#039; - Astia-s favoritii mei. Beau, <br />
mai mult sau mai putin, dupa care se apuca si zic tot felu&#039; de adevaruri prin stanga si <br />
dreapta sau se apuca sa planga ca nu le merge bine. A doua zi, toata lumea le <br />
stie secretele.7. Altruistu&#039; - <br />
Cel mai bun bautor. Niciodata nu isi lasa prietenii sa se imbate, da&#039; <br />
nici nu vrea sa faca risipa, asa ca bea el tot, dupa care elimina, ca stie ca nu-i face bine. Bine, de fapt, nu <br />
cred ca elimina intentionat. A doua zi, nimeni nu rade, in afara de femeile de <br />
servici, care il pun sa curete mizeria...Asa <br />
ca daca va regasiti pe lista asta, nu e nicio rusine. Toata lumea a baut macar o <br />
data in viata, si concluzia e ca oricat ai bea, a doua zi tot rade cel putin o <br />
persoana. Mai distractiv e cand razi tu de altii...de altruisti mai ales!]]></description>
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<title>Timpu&amp;#039; liber cugetat: Romanii sunt unici</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 07:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[sunt un patriot si tocmai de aia critic romanii prosti)]]></description>
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